Saturday, April 16, 2011

Porn parody of TSA body search techniques.

Evan Stone Premiers in His First Directorial Feature TSA – Your Ass is in Our Hands is Coming to DVD April 19th!
(Canoga Park, CA)—Four time AVN Male Performer of the Year award winner, Evan Stone, is about to be devirginized for the first time in a very long time. On April 19th, 2011, Evan Stone gets double billing in the latest Hustler Video flick, TSA – Your Ass is in Our Hands. Stone is not only one of the lead male characters, but this film marks his directorial debut – behind the camera for the very first time!
“In my several years of adult I have seen the transformation of the airline security first hand,” said director of the film, Evan Stone. “Being chosen at random is a regular event for me. I find it funny that the government is allowed to do things that everyone else is not permitted to do—like pat people down by groping their genitals and feeling them up—lucky bastards!  This is a story I had to tell and Hustler said they loved the idea and that I should direct it firsthand adding comedy to the film and of course my own personal Evan flair.  TSA – Your Ass is in Our Hands is my first director role, and acting roll, and funny roll, and friendly pat down roll.”
Filmed as both a comedy and as a spoof on the Transportation Security Administration, TSA – Your Ass is in Our Hands, takes place at the airport and shows a behind-the-scenes look at how the TSA might really operate if Evan Stone and Hustler Video were in charge. From full frontal strip searches to enforcing passenger safety in the most intimate of ways, TSA – Your Ass is in Our Hands, highlights all of the perks associated with the responsibility of screening the general public and protecting the country.
While TSA Agent Evan Stone has a pre-flight rendezvous with airline stewardess Diamond Kitty, hot and nasty girl-girl action ensues between TSA Agent Loni Evans and potential passenger threat, Briana Banks. Meanwhile, TSA Agent (and porn legend) Randy Spears finds it necessary to strip search airline traveler Tegan Summers, and Samantha Saint unsuccessfully passes an x-ray screening to the pleasure of TSA Agent Bill Bailey, who gets to perform a full cavity search on her. And for those porn viewers who are keen on long, sloppy BJs and a woman who knows what she wants and dictates orders like it’s her job, TSA Agent Amia Miley and unsuspecting passenger Jack Lawrence heat things up for the viewing pleasure of everyone else around, including the security cameras.
“This is a really sexy, silly movie,” said TSA – Your Ass is in Our Hands director, Evan Stone. I think Randy and I are really funny together—we both understand physical comedy—and Amia is hilarious. She really got into her character and had fun with it. Plus, all the girls are just smokin’. You don’t get a cast of girls any hotter than this.”
TSA – Your Ass is in Our Hands will be available on DVD April 19th.
To view the trailer, go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd53eoB1WxE
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